The Shocking Ignorance of Kos about Daily Kos

In his latest front-page diary, Markos exposes his shocking ignorance about DKos.

There has lately been an alarming rise in diaries and comments that seek to impugn (without evidence) the motives of those they disagree with on various issues.
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And no, Bush won't cancel the next round of elections to remain in power. That's about the most ridiculous conspiracy theory I've seen in a long time. Some people on our side can be just as "out there" as the "black helicopter" crowd.

Really? Well I think you're out there, Kos.

You are with us or against us. We must impeach right now. I mean now. Yesterday would have been preferable. It is absolutely critical to our liberty, our health, even our very lives  that every single person reading this, regardless of financial, family or employment status, fly, drive, hitchike or walk to DC immediately if not sooner and stand in the halls of Congress dressed up like a giant orange demanding impeachment. But be sure to wrop yourself in tinfoil in case you get hit with the evil Ray-gun of pain.

Impeachment won't be enough, though. I can see with my own eyes that we're already under martial law. There are black helicopters circling above me as we speak, there's a tank rolling down the street, and every few minutes an EA6-B Prowler takes off with the capability of scrambling our communications networks and frying our electronics from 30,000 feet. Just this morning I had to pull over at a vehicle checkpoint and show my ID and have my car inspected. If that's not martial law, what is?

The media distraction technique is in full sway, too. Look at the timing of the Harry Potter release. No way that's just a coincidence with the "gut feeling" and the Al Qaeda regrouping. They plan to have us all reading to our children while they conduct a false-flag operation that kills millions using anthrax, sarin gas, the bird flu, melamine and a dirty bomb all wrapped in one; they will use that opportunity to declare a state of emergency and take over the government and implant mind-control devices in all the elected officials they haven't hit yet. (results may vary; Kucinich's and Paul's seem to have backfired)

There is no other possible explanation for the string of executive orders. All Kossacks' and other liberals' financial assets, as well as the assets of all signatories of H.R. 333 and all the warcrimes whistleblowers, will be confiscated before Labor Day for undermining the Iraq War effort. Bush will use the money to raise a new elite Praetorian Guard and declare himself Dictator-for-Life. The carefully-selected military top brass, with their mind control devices, will support him. Rioting in the streets will be controlled with the Microwave Ray-Gun of Pain. Those disabled by the Ray of Pain will be rounded up and taken to internment camps where they will be forced to make statues and engravings of Dictator Dubya to be erected in the public squares of every town.

Ok, Kos? It's not a GD CT! It's real! And it's going to happen to YOU!